Starcrash

(Luigi Cozzi, Italy 1979, 92mins)

Imagine C3PO with a Southern American drawl, a scantily clad heroin who’s clothes are so tight she needn’t have bothered, ray-guns, laser beams, robots and David Hasselhoff with a perm the size of a planet.  With dialogue like “activate the doom machine!”, only Starcrash can make Barbarella look like The Godfather!  One of the most wildly entertaining cash-ins that has ever been made.  Bring your sense of humour, you will not be disappointed!